Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

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Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by krepek_pisang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:37 pm

taun ni nye jokes aku rase yg x kan leh lawan laaa... heheheheh

ni yg di amik dari buku karya natasha hudson.....

I Have a Little Turtle

(Nursery Rhyme yang popular di UK)

I have a little turtle,
He lives in a box.
He swims in the water
And he climbs on the rocks.

He snapped at a minnow
He snapped at a flea

He snapped at a mosquito
And he snapped at me.

He caught the minnow,
He caught the flea,

He caught the mosquito,
But he didn't catch me!


Si Kura-Kura Kecil
("Nukilan" Natasha Hudson)

Ada seekor kura2 kecil
tinggal di dalam kotak
berenang di tepi tasik
memanjat di atas batu

dia cuba menggigit nyamuk
dia cuba mengigit kutu

dia cuba menggigit berudu
dia cuba menggigit aku

dia berjaya menagkap nyamuk
dia berjaya menangkap kutu

dia berjaya menangkap berudu
tetapi dia tidak berjaya menangkap aku


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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by krepek_pisang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:39 pm

This is a poem called Cake by Roger McGough:
i wanted one life
you wanted another
we couldn't have our cake
so we ate each other.


And this is Natasha Hudson's Cokolat:
Saya mahu satu kehidupan,
Kamu mahu sesuatu yang lain,
Kita tidak dapat makan kek coklat,
Jadi kita makan sesama diri.

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by krepek_pisang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:39 pm

"Things We Like to Eat" (Mary Ann Hoberman)

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick,
Say it quick.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread
Spread it thicker,
Say it quicker.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread
Now repeat it,
While you eat it.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread
Don't talk
With your mouth full!

Mentega kuning, jelly ungu, jam merah, roti hitam" (Natasha Hudson)

Mentega kuning, jelly ungu, jam merah, roti hitam
ratakan tebal
katakan cepat

Mentega kuning, jelly ungu, jam merah, roti hitam
ratakan tebal
katakan cepat

Mentega kuning, jelly ungu, jam merah, roti hitam
sekarang ulang
sambil kamu makan

Mentega kuning, jelly ungu, jam merah, roti hitam
sekarang ulang
sambil kamu makan

Mentega kuning, jelly ungu, jam merah, roti hitam
janganlah bercakap
bila mulut kamu penuh

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by krepek_pisang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:40 pm

tiap2 kali aku bace balik menda ni kompem tegelak.. hahahahah sabo je laa..... direct abih....... Very Happy Very Happy

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by medangtamang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:44 pm

Hehehe!! yg best tu yg makan sesama sendiri tu.....

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by krepek_pisang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:46 pm

medangtamang wrote:Hehehe!! yg best tu yg makan sesama sendiri tu.....


adik aku tanye... makan same sendiri tu camne.. hahahah aku cakap makan sendiri2 la... hahahah jenuh nak xplain lak kang huhuhuh

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Post by medangtamang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:53 pm

waaa kepek... cantik abatar? hehehe!!

jgn elaborate sgt... jauh maknanyer tuhhh!! hehe!!

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by krepek_pisang on Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:00 pm

tau x pe.. hahahah so aku wat ayat kerek je arr... muke ala2 cam ganas2.. bg adik aku x tanye agi hahahahah cian lak aku tgk muke dia cam tetibe je kene marah.. hahahah


tu baru gamba mulot ko dah tegode... hahahahah susah arr camni hahahahah

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by medangtamang on Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:03 am

aku tergoda tgk GIGI daaa... hehe!!

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by dee_dee on Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:28 pm

adoi la akhirnya kepek tepek ak jokes of the year sapa penulsi dia natahsa gule2 tru kan?>
muahaha

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Re: Jokes Of The Year....(wajib bace)

Post by krepek_pisang on Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:47 pm

pehhh dd mantap gambaaa huhuhu aku mulot n gigi ku y mantao... sampai medang tangkao cair ooo ngan gigi ku hahahahahah

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